What I’m re-learning in London

by Lucy

I’m back in London after six years. I’m re-learning a lot.

– London cyclists are like swarms of bees.

– London tube at rush hour is horrific.

– There are more Tescos than I thought possible.

– Men make weird noises at the gym.

– London cyclists think they’re in the Tour de France.

– Some London cyclists shouldn’t wear lycra.

– People vomit freely in the streets at night.

– Dating in London is no easier than Beirut.