Some things I learnt recently

by Lucy

- A child under two will become very confused as to who ‘mummy’ is if she spends a week away from mummy, and in the company of multiple female relatives.

– You CAN eat too many toffees.

– Some adults don’t know how to use a loo brush.

– Some cyclists think using a fog horn to force themselves in between you and a bus, is acceptable road behaviour.