Lucy Knight

What I learnt this week

- Bumble is proving a sorry way to meet men.

– None of my coupled friends know any single males to introduce me to.

– There are approximately six men you’ll meet at a salsa class

  • lettuce leaf man (limp and soft in movements and hand holding)
  • shy/scared man (he will look anywhere but at his partner)
  • bossy man (“I’m leading, you follow me!”)
  • bad breath man (no need to explain)
  • close encounter man (not quite¬†aware of a strangers personal space)
  • nice man (chatty, fun, came with a girlfriend)

– I feel the French fashion style is the one I want to make mine.

– I can’t stop looking like an English frump.

– I’m drinking too much coffee.

– I have three days of holiday before the end of the month!

– I’m going to go to Paris for three days.

What I’ve learnt this week

- The plague was spread by nits (head lice), not rats.

– Swimming front crawl after about 20 years is really hard.

– Swimming goggles are really uncomfortable.

– The Shard creates a wind tunnel outside the office. I must pass through it daily.

– Borough Market really is $$$$.

– Cycling from Old Kent Road to Lots Road is tough.

– Silent Witness is still on TV. They are not repeats.

– Whale vomit is expensive. If I find some I could buy a house.

Things I’ve been reminded off this week

- I talk too much.

– I still haven’t bought a sofa.

– I’m terrible at doing personal admin.

– I can’t remember if I saw the Bayeux Tapestry in real life or not.

– Alcohol followed by a cigarette does not make me feel good. Or allow me to walk in a straight line.